After the National Guardsperson scanned my QR code, my drivers license, and asked me my birthday then read the legal liability disclaimer and I was next in line for a shot Earthgirl said for the fourth time today, seventh time two day total, I am utterly fascinated by this, and I agreed, planning, coordination, an efficiently tight operation after nine months of zoom meetings with bosses who were idiots before the plague, it… |
National Guardspersons herding people through an amusement park’s giant parking lot of a cornfield maze of orange cones in freezing rain, the abandoned rides in the distance this weekend’s second finest metaphor abounding, the finest that neither me or Earthgirl could get a decent photo |
When I go self-swab two times a week at Illhoptay signage warning me not to take photos everywhere, on Saturday at Six Flags I didn’t think to take photos and I looked Sunday for posted no photo signs and saw none, looked at the paperwork handed me, not a word about photos, I know Illhoptay a private business but I am telling you three times: Last Weekend in My Trained Complicity |
Alternative theory not in opposition: we hike, we shop, we go to work in car or house, this felt like a freaking vacation, the first fucking unique, as in haven’t done *that* before day since how many months, years, before the plague? |
Kettling and retraining reminds me of my kettling and retraining |
Category: 575
2021 February 11
Capitalism? | ||
You’re soaking in it says Madge | ||
Plague out of control | ||
by design and not | ||
by design by design, I’m | ||
asked to judge my self | ||
fucking personnel | ||
reviews, HR viruses | ||
Palmolive dish soap |
2021 January 27
Fellow knobbotons…
I caught it, here, I’d say, here’s
the key the treeknob
shrine grab your beads now
and I stop to fix typo
gone Goons count on this
Seven of the thirteen
shrines installed since Giftmas’
(does that seven count?)
still breathing I want
snow the fuck is wrong with me
knobbuddies, it’s gone
2021 January 17
I will clean a pen
so when I don’t use it it
theoretically
would ink the tablet
I don't have in my backpack
along not with my
malfunctioning pen
I deeply strained my hamstring
tripping on step stool
saved my life, forehead
melonwise split on endcap
I am grateful to limp
pleased I can still dodge
but alerted: I never
almost died tripping
and twanged an ouchy
like an old man with dry pens
and inkless tablet
2021 January 5
Faith cannot be bought |
though fake belief can be smoked |
but not if it’s not |
cured in honest rot |
slow-roasted in extra-hoaxed |
faith of the tree knot |
Zealots can be bought, |
taught to hear each word spoken |
as instruction not |
faith, grifts’ full jackpot…. |
I’ve faith in trees, and my broken |
faith is overwrought |
but not for sale. Caught |
paying for belief I joked |
slap’s most when it’s not |
My faith leaves a blot |
in every hole ever poked |
Faith cannot be bought |
Find a free tree knot |
2020 December 14
I still believe fool
me always faith’s taproot hope’s
baitless hook, won’t look
right side up or wrong
sideways with bleach or lye or
hint of ghosticide
I like my gods fine
I leave them alone and back
My desk is dead trees
2020 December 1
Obamapostasy
Obamagony
Obamallogory
Obamabasement
Obamabhorence
Obamapocalype
Obamacorn
Obamasshole
Obamalcoholic
Obamavalance
Obamasthma
Obamaccordian
Obamassassin
Obamapathy
Obamalarm
Obamabsolution
Obamappendix
Obamactuary
Obamassimiliation
Obamasphalt
Obamapple
Obamarchive
Obamarsenal
Obamarsenic
Obamadjudication
Obamarrest
Obamapoliticalization
Obamadvocate
Obamagnostic
Obamapologest
Obamattack
Obamanchorites
Obamarmageddon
Obamargonaut
Obamaerosol
Obamabsolutes
Obamarrogance
Obamarriviste
Obamawooga
Obamagain
2020 November 27
Awooga to Me
Daily: boxes still, not snakes
like I promised me
Like I promised me
daily, still not caught again
awooga to me
ignored, unpunished
my awooga, what do cops
call their sonic farts
Jeff. If I don’t read
me the day after writing
abandoning all
but awooga, read &
revise sub-awooga be
my buried awoog
a point jeff: Jeff need
don’t publish any awoo
ga before I don’t
publish old or new
awooga, don’t other do
ga-awoo & ga
wooa I’m Agoo
Pubblish this awuugu
obsoawoolete
2020 November 25
Bleggalgaze: thank you
more than imaginary
friends not life burdens
our sweet Star Chamber
thank you Bleggalgaze: I have
never written for
me or about me
to me Bleggalgaze: orb pinged
O! my doorbell rung
2020 November 16
reduced hi
queued three by fours
can’t bypass
michigan
motherfucking
citizen
2020 October 29
overdoseasily
Life in the Overdoseasilyocene
Jeff, stack firewood for me or don’t bother
2020 October 15
Consolidating
focus sucks much a shitlords’
long-term strategy
works chaos always
works why fucking pinkertons
have jobs that pay more
than mine, my clowns, my
clowns their clowns’ their clowns’ luggage
Verb: Giuliani
2020 October 2
trump may or not be
dying as I type this, marks
baited death or life
jesus or martyr
fattens each portfolio
trump always on brand
2020 September 21
Jeff slow the fuck down
or at least don’t go faster
buying another
church key house key work
key rhyming dictionary
a fucking night’s sleep
Down fuck the slow Jeff
faster go don’t least at or
another buying
work key house key church
dictionary rhyming key
sleep nights fucking A
2020 September 17
It’s gone this version
Dead live, human talent
limited infinite combination
See what I’m doing
two-thirds a finished haiku
but live the third line of the stanza as sloppily as my life
I always think more
what who reads me thinks than think
about what I wrote
Reprogammed three times
every voice I hear I don’t
see a mouth move I’m
one two three four five
reliable narrator
look at me counting
2020 September 13
Reminder I am
Trump America Master
Card Guantanamo
I will janitor
my retirement cleaning
churches I attend
and pretend belief
in their services I use
to shine mine, fooling
no one on intent
winning tolerance with kind
Precariously,
Word! Out of my mouth
I get a five syllable word
cha-cha heelingly
hooked. Allusion?
Most won’t get, the few who do
let us syllabus
2020 September 8
Bet honest unhinged
beats unhinged surveyed programmed
disingenuous
Disinformation
here’s me disinforming me
seven syllables
unhinged from rhythm
but I can count good. Kayfabe
(you knew I’d say that)
say the truth out loud
though it goes against our faith
(I’m talking to me)
code-tapping on pipes
insider wink, sacrifice
negotiated
unhinged from promise
but – this is key – in on it.
I’m talking to me