2021 March 27

A specialized suction dredger arrived to dig the fat-assed ship out
Hollowing a hollow already over-hollowed and honored for its hollow
our Corporate business model. Crematorium moratorium
nimble as a fat ship in a narrow canal o! sandstorm

Hollowing a hollow already over-hollowed and honored for its hollow
full-time job for a bottom-dwelling suction dredger
nimble as a fat ship in a narrow canal o! sandstorm
I do think Janina who hates her name but loved her dogs the murderer

full-time job for a bottom-dwelling suction dredger
The masters’ little caterpillars can’t fix the masters’ grounded aorta o’profit
I do think Janina who hates her name but loved her dogs the murderer
Imagine the carnage when bars in full fly final lap flags for the out of practice

The masters’ little caterpillars can’t fix the masters’ grounded aorta o’profit
Shitlords parleyed bets on “sandstorm” v clotted canal shipping, won big!
Imagine the carnage when bars in full fly final lap flags for the out of practice
I am here to type my lack of damn about what I just wrote a pantoum, me

Shitlords parleyed bets on “sandstorm” v clotted canal shipping, won big!
our Corporate business model. Crematorium moratorium
I am here to type my lack of damn about what I just wrote a pantoum, me
a specialized suction dredger arriving to dig the fat-assed ship out

2021 March 24

Taugh lork wat choday
grad student researching Bond
movies, reminded

to wonder again
over/under on total
thousands of bullets

shot at all Bonds, none
of which killed him. Bond my
Batman problem: just

cap the motherfucker
Fuck making him beg for mercy, die slo(u)w(g)l(h)y in a taffy-puller
Kill the motherfucker, haven’t you been watching?

2021 March 19

UPDATE!
When national company runs a Pick a Perfect Bracket Win Ten Million Bucks how much does the company pay the insurance company to guarantee that loss? Genuine question.
I wear a tracking device on my left wrist that communicates my fat ass’s data to everybody on Earth who’d give a dangerous shit and prompts a communication to me from result of algorithm to assure me my self-incriminating buddy looks after me
I considered wearing the self-incriminating buddy on my right wrist and on my left wrist the best wristwatch I’ve ever owned, runs on sunlight just like Klara, buy a new nylon strap and wear until and past the next new nylon strap, Nope, says dope to that lame compromise, and the watch will work but will never trust said dope again anyway
My fucking iPhone in my right-handed right pocket more valuable than my wallet, my keys hang by carbiner guarding my iPhone in my right-handed right pocket, it tracks me better than fitbit not yet fully google borged (but soon!), duplicative functions, I’d need adjust to apple tracking to fitbit and could wear that watch that will never trust me again, apple’s mile .26 miles shorter than fitbit’s and for every 10000 fitbit steps iPhone says 7700 which isn’t the problem it’s the zertz, alarms and notifications, I want to be gently electrocuted awake and need be zertzed when certain people zertz me.
My watch laughed at me last week when I moved it from desk drawer to windowsill and after an hour it stretched its arms