
2023 January 25

To stop myself thinking about it I bought an Arches 12 x 12 hot-press watercolor block which, if I’d thought about it instead of thinking I needed to buy it, is too big for the bed of the scanner I use so I can post the squares here and there and too big for the laminator I use so that the squares can be handled without fountain pen ink staining fingers, the above is the 12 x 12 cropped to 11 x 11, fine metajeffphors abound
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possess | seven | syllables | ||||
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* | When | head | grimaces | * | ||
seven | syllables | baptize | ||||
* | Feet | demand | credit | * | ||
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I’m you too humorless to me too humorful
we disagree agreeing
(not the double I viscerally hate knew
my grandmother Shultz
told me I’d meet, what infuriates me about him
what I hate about about me and
true) yes, the joke in my head before you opened your mouth
What’s the score?
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Tomorrow night last night before tele
port least griefly vacation re: job
Summarily fired in absentia Friday next week
scrivener notepad
taptaptap tap taptap tap
taptap tap tap tap
(I bleive point scriveNe r tworobust
simple me tapping, tr
oo.)
Thanks for thinking of me.
Since nutritional value of not-animal v animal isn’t my issue I don’t fret but I do think the can you call it milk if it’s from a nut and call it meat if from a fucking soybean for legal-shit funny
Hah, I may steal that sentence and sell it to a shitty blog!
Seething needing target requires objects I can’t damage
forgive me, I Chick fil-a the clusterfuck *every* Sunday
I’m skittle, fucking destroy everything I can’t destroy, save what I can