Manipulating
best word first line your second
haiku. Aspire
yet not yet not yet
not yet not yet not yet not
yet not yet not yet
Category: Abandon
2020 August 28
I don’t feel haiku
tonight don’t feel ink type don’t
want reconsider
clusterfuck more side
ways than fucking yesterday
I expected more
from kayfabe breaking
People hoard polish tablet
tattoo promise, broken promise
over-promise ur
worship kayfabe abandon
kayfabe institute
new kayfabes my first
broken kayfabe a crucial
role in my certain
tea, my never wrong
insufferability.
I am 61
today. I know 8
syllables last line 4 stan
zas up, my gift to me
2020 August 26
I got nothing at
Emptied Holster, nothing in
Anger Bin will rot
tomorrow, earwax
q-tip, the pro team I own’s
primary colors
2020 August 25
Nothing new needs writ
ten just rewrote the rewrite
what doesn’t need wrote
I’m a fucking mess
best mess in decades. More than
halfway’s joints and joists
rot and rust’s after
aches, I thought my forks spoons knives
sorted and fuck it
and am both angry
and grateful nobody sorts
except by today
2020 August 23
Reparaphrasing,
faith composts me, I donate
with my animal
bleat, peaceful in sleep
after fat meal of saddle,
bath of drying sweat
2020 August 21
Simplenote haiku
virgin, I cannot highlight
my penetration
must moan sans serif,
squint though bottom one-seventh
progressive lens
to see font, Jeff chill
I never read what I write
At least I can tag
2020 August 18
Tomorrow marks 30 full years working at Engorge Goner University
Half my life, successfully still nobody but somebody enough
to those I like, thank you who somebodied me. If Earthgirl didn’t
see the ad in classifieds of Washington Post
insist I call, insist I call, Havid Dickey for an interview
this post and timeline doesn’t exist.
Kid(s) other, happy, hopefully, no Planet
2020 August 5
- Actuating, beckoning, cackling, dismissing
- eliminating, festering, guttering
- hyperventilating, irritating, jeffing
- katebushing, lecturing, manipulating
- neurotic, opinionated, pestering
- Quark-admiring, reckoning, sectioning
- tractioning, (e)ulogizing, vacationing
- wavering, Xaviering
- yammering, shaZamming, I apologize
2020 July 21
2020 July 14
Tomorrow night last night before tele
port least griefly vacation re: job
Summarily fired in absentia Friday next week
scrivener notepad
taptaptap tap taptap tap
taptap tap tap tap
(I bleive point scriveNe r tworobust
simple me tapping, tr
oo.)
2020 July 11
Jesus fuck jeff scrivener
fixed your woes before?
Glad that typed out rem
Ember my scrivener com
Plaint the auto-capitalism pro-
Blem even when I hyph-
Enate. Acrostic I day
Dream forbidden gim
Micks by tyrant (don’t
I’m not) I do count knu
Ckles though religiou
Sly I cheat, editing
In days evaporating
Faster than alcohol
Wipes, I can’t decode
What I inked into type
Ruin both, so scrive
Ner, my new tablet!
For the sixth time.
2020 July 5
2020 July 3
- Snyder certainly warned this kaboom inevitable, offered a less disgraceful off-ramp
- He made them do it
- I’ve lived here my remembered life
- I was a fan, avid
- Landru and I watched games together most Sunday afternoons for years, the 70s, maybe a third of the 80s
- There was no apostasy (there was a trial separation), I started hiking Sundays with Earthgirl
- Helmetball hate in general, hating Snyder in particular, credit Snyder*
- the half-assed psychopath desperate to join Team Sociopath
- (*also too late-capitalism)
- Please keep burgundy and gold
2020 June 15
2020 June 12, 14
Four times out of five
my damn needs bleeding I’m dark
Light, I think, one fifth
Light I’m not dark yes
Light I still light in forest
chords still chime, rhymes rhyme
Not dark most. Today
Nozzle One nozzled Nozzle
Two for prime fuck you
Nozzle Two wilco
(Sun Volt is better). Uncle,
to pun low light. Light
beats dark. I miss dark
My new vegetarian
hiking boots orange
(rhymes with door hinge) an
kles OK I wore orange shoes
can’t wait dark restock
me restock me. Some
mere I fear most, pathogens
neighbors, my cat’s shit
could have chemically
reprogrammed my daughter’s soul
turned her bookkeeper
