I thought life in bro | ken kayfabe would be more fun | ||
idiot admits | |||
Category: Abandon
2021 August 20
No potus bishop
diagonals or knights L
much less king castles
minus shitlord Yes.
Casino Afghanistan
hemorrhaging equi-
ty its viabil
ity dry sump-pumpng its
liability
Don’t over think it
Kayfabe doesn’t break
minus shitlord Yes
2021 August 12
I am the plumber*
invited to committees
by professionals
to describe shit-tubes’
best practices re: shitty
deliberate choke
points (professionals
either acknowledge I know
of what I speak or
forever dismiss
me (death to the either/or)
as embittered staph)
What makes a good boss
sharpest interview question:
Me, nine of ten say
*I am the polite
Bajoran people invite
to symposiums
but have no real sway
among my people* today’s
lame metaphor, gag
2021 August 10
Our shitlord astronauts, who are not actually shitlords but for Bezos, actively fuckyouing you, I’m leaving this | |||||||
shithole as soon as I can. Working in a university library slaps me daily re: attrition and decay as shitlord | |||||||
Policy One. I no longer do the Slothrop allusion but I am a trajectory of motherfucking late boomers | |||||||
No one has ever asked me and no one ever will why I didn’t type a period at the end of the third line. | |||||||
Shitlords savant-mine amoral geniuses, their most gifted sociopathic actuaries tell them to tell peasants the shitlords rocketing to Mars | |||||||
Betting on clusterfuck shitlord poker. Why do I daily shorthand and deliver shit you already know? |
2021 August 9
Nothing to say doesn’t stop me from saying something
Just because I say it out loud doesn’t mean I have to say it to you, here I am
Nothing to say is telling you something that you already know, nod
Everyone agrees we’re being reprogrammed I don’t tell you three times anymore
2021 August 8
Kayfabe past broken
now obsolete, remember,
sacrosanct a band
donned fans in colors
Each year your team’s demoted
Jeff, try shutting up
2021 July 21
signals jeff signals | ||||||
jeff signals jeff signals jeff | ||||||
ignores jeff signals |
2021 July 20
No. | I | tear | media | ochre | Bark | you | why |
2018 July 18
Disclaimer: I’ve no
academic scaffolding
so stop reading now
you want allusions
beyond those I discover
after abandon
2021 July 17
How many times do you think you’ve pissed in your life?
I will be 62 in six weeks do the math that’s 22,630 days
4 into 62 add 15.5 days for leap years = 22,645.5 days
x how many times you pissed a day on average
factoring age, medical history, especially UTIs
plumbing and sump pump problems, weight fluctuations
everything you’ve forgot not just the last time you pissed
My problem acknowledging
Shitlords censoring crackers to incite crackers
yes to incite crackers but more incite me?
Works, visa versa of course, fractionally Shittier Chow when necessary!
The valence of -.06% less-shittiyism
For the oofed time tonight I remind myself not to explain, here’s
why How many times now? I don’t keep count
2021 July 13
gladyskravitzing
I tweeted and no one liked
13 stopped scrolling
immediately
scrolled on. Gladys the scold
saw Samantha this
Endora that, did
the original Gladys
survive black and white’s
death? Name gatekeeping
what made me think of Gladys
and not forgotten
interlibrary
loan coordinator Scold
reminded today
phew. Gladys Kravitz,
I forget her husband’s name
I could look it up
but that research, no.
Sc(r)ol(l)d. Sc(r)ol(l)ded. So yes it’s worked
out as designed to
the clusterfuck I tweeted
reflexively at a dope
who should know better
motherfucking scold
asserts. Scrolls past his life. Types
haikus in carrels
2021 July 3
Gulf of Mexico
on fire, ruptured pipeline
burning Triskelion
crude gallons of greed
Hurricane targeting Gulf
Arctic melting, Portland
Billionaire Space Race
Update as fucking often
as necessary
re: Washington Post
(disclosure: space racer owned)
Hey! don’t look at that
look the fuck at this!
How do you pronounce Barthelme
my latest savior
I give me until
Tuesday to fail him Shitlord
actuaries urge
shitlord divestment
from peasants, planet poisoned
should one shitlord care
2021 June 16
The | study | of | branding | the | study | of | power |
The | study | of | branding | the | study | of | power |
2021 June 8
Yawn. Manchin. Man chin.
Mansion. YES! the UFOs!
chum Russia China
pad military
budget propaganda bait
What if – hear me out –
90% yes
but 10% trial balloon
How much will you eat?
2021 June 4
I caught me by surprise today and blurted
fartworkfresh in weekly me&boss
Presented as fact not me this time and HARD why
Boss agreed, at this moment I am not doghoused
I am old and my body is beginning to fail
Reminder Jeff, no one reads this except possibly but
probably not even me
Doghoused tomorrow, probably not, possibly
2021 May 27
My problem with line
I handcuff myself to fix
Nothing horrifies
me MOST than hear my
voicemail voice the fuck
Speech impediment
that’s Hungarian
my dad’s Serb father
called my English. I
abandoned paper
tablets I handcuff myself
I could not fill out
a blank alphabet
template but typed this haiku
in the dark the fuck
2021 May 22
Incendiary
Cicadapaloozaburg
disciplinary
truth: it sucks so far
Not what promised, remembered
Coordinated
concatenated
cicada psalms deafening:
no Hot tomorrow
Sunday, Monday sing
cicadas or we’ve fucked up
Earth more than we know
2021 May 19
Forgive me, I’ve no
academic scaffolding
certainly no chair
you’d sit your ass on
When psyops ups the cracker
to eleven bi
den Bidenism
righter than frank, o! the the
orists (add link the the)
object subjecting
subject objecting subject
human humans hum
aning Forgive me
academic scaffolding
can get you published
but academic
scaffolding gets you psyops
jobs, a farm system
to sieve game theorists
rookie ball to Triple A
Smarts the second
plus skill weighed. Men. Day.
Shush. The shittiest humans
hire shittiest
savants who process
photographic memories
of everything read
everything seen, fat
on data they compete to
harvest for bonus
and promotion first
Academic scaffolding
softball field needs moan
daily, the fucking ladder
match, tiers, “accidental” scarf
folding in woodchip
per provost’s rat
io an academic
not savant fucks you
2021 May 14
Interesting I thought for the first time in months yesterday the one thing I could be workdinged and today, interesting that many refuse to simultaneously hold that crackers are an existential threat emphasized and exaggerated by shitlords to slide motherfucking Democrats towards fascism *AND* are an existential threat because they fill garbage bags with gasoline and consider you trumped The first line about work but look at this I am not obsessing onlytwo offive lines in thispoem
2021 May 11
2021 May 9
I’m angry my life
doesn’t suck enough to vouch
my constant anger
I make myself scared
laugh, I’d fold in a second
tortured, poop and pee
Happy no torture
I resent being ignored
Poke me No, wait! Don’t
2021 May 4
What surprises me
how long it takes. Since story
tellers first archived
day’s impending end
scream me this alarm tonight
It always gets worse
but animals who
can rationalize proxies
as independent
actors can enjoy
tonight’s thunderstorm, rainbow
know there’s tomorrow
2021 May 1
No, I’m nobody
wasn’t aimed at me, shrapnel
My lords and ladies
tell me they praise me
to my parole officer,
if they do parole
officer resents
Honeypots don’t invite me
where I’d like to go
The fuck would I go?
Official stimulus should
be seven syla
bbles Our rewiring
on schedule! Me, nobody
This shouldn’t take long
2021 April 27
It | might | be | a | decade | since | I | self-enforced |
my | rule | that | once | I | read | 1/10th | of |
a | novel | I | must | complete | the | novel | no |
matter | what | ||||||
I | meant | to | enforce | it | during | a | recent |
attempt | at | rereading | that | fucking | whale | novel | and |
intended | to | read | the | rendering | of | tortured | and |
murdered | whales | but | failed | ||||
I | am | rereading | for | the | first | time | but |
that | would | be | research | years | William | T | Vollmann’s |
*Fathers | and | Crows* | Book | Two | of | the | Seven |
Dreams | in | which | many | humans | will | be | savagely |
tortured | and | murdered | |||||
This | I | can | make | myself | do |
2021 April 23
Obsolete me, noun | |||||||
verb, me and obsolete | |||||||
Life in Obsolesceneocene | |||||||
Obsolescent in life | |||||||
verb and obsoletes me | |||||||
Noun me! Obsolete |
2021 April 21
I have been skipping traditional birthday posts here, the last I did was Lena Lovich on March 30, I did not keep a list of who I skipped (but wish I had as bump for this sentence) and I’ll do the research April 2022 to remember who I skipped, I’m sure there are more than a dozen more my stations of my crosses than Lena Lovich’s station | |||||||
I did not look the night-before-last for yesterday’s and didn’t notice yesterday’s until looking for today’s that yesterday a double birthday, Iggy was 74, Robert Smith 82, four months and a week younger than me | |||||||
iggy song | |||||||
I listen to any Iggy song I hear but haven’t personally sought out and played an Iggy song except on his birthdays or songs for a week off a new album release in two decades | |||||||
I can play maybe a dozen and a half Iggy songs anytime I want in my head | |||||||
I can play dozens of Cure songs in my head anytime I want | |||||||
I seek out my Cure CDs (both those I bought and those SeatSix burned for me all the fucking time | |||||||
cure song | |||||||
Friends and Beloveds worry that I am angry on the road to Mad, and more, please shut the fuck up, you told me this already | |||||||
I agree, why I took it out on traditional BLCKDGRD birthday posts I’ve a theory | |||||||
I’m manipulated to be mad I’m not madder and mad I’m not sadder I do dick about it | |||||||
iggy song | |||||||
Sadd(l)er days of my life, when there’s no daily catastrophic kaboom in some room of my eleven houses I know something’s wrong | |||||||
Sad, not mad, is new, I agree with friends and beloveds mad is not sustainable as an antidote to sad, which is new | |||||||
Robert Smith is four months and one week older than me | |||||||
Cure song |
2021 April 20
My first thought: shitlords’ proposal to destroy every nation’s traditional football pyramid a canary in distress our shitlords suffering a liquidity issue |
esarhparap I ,skeew eerht ni x doorb adacic ekil smug gnilaeh eht fo tuo sevlesmeht krow lliw enob fo stib llams dias noegrus laro eht ekil tsuj :thguoht dnoces yM |
My third thought: shitlord don’t care, this opening offer on next contract of Fuck You |
taht od reve dluow I taht ton ,etorw I tahw rebmemer ot ti decudorp taht margorp eht otni ti etsap nac I nwod-edispu eht ni etirw i tahw tegrof I nehw :hguoht htruof yM |
My fifth thought: I do not understand why many humans cannot hold in their head that covid is a dangerous disease AND our shitlords see it as the greatest opportunity in decades to expand, extend, and normalizes that expanded and extended and make expected harsher shitlord rule |
evah thgim I emit tsal eht fo yad a sulp gnol sa tsael ta ro niaga reven dna ecno gag siht esu :thguoht htxis yM |
My seventh thought: shitlords solve these problem like these shitlords you just don’t root for the shell company in the Bahamas like scoursers generationally invested in Liverpool |
emit txen eht litnu emit tsal eht ecnis noitcudorp htiw reippah neeb reven evah I :thguoht hthgie yM |
My ninth thought: shitlords know they’re done, the game to be last shitlord standing after they’ve killed billions of you, thanks to covid their actuaries and futurists and accountants and knead better date who’s(e) first cullworthy, second, third, so on, tiers of your usefulness as labor or garbage far more accurate and, this is important, I will be digitally stimulated to look up to my next tier and down at my lesser tier via ever more sophisticated invisible fencing by the best propaganda specialists and idiot savant algorithm scripters shitlord money can buy |
lrightraE htiw ekih si od ot tnaw I llA :thguoht htnet yM |
2021 April 18
Both can be true by | ||||
common denominator | ||||
neither of them real | ||||
Personally I’m | ||||
eyeing retirement, my | ||||
complicity my | ||||
blindness my in | ||||
ability to STFU do you | ||||
eleven, I seven | ||||
We’ve done the math re | ||||
tire who tire quicker | ||||
of a not dire | ||||
alarm Cassandra | ||||
please don’t kill the canary | ||||
please be fool and do | ||||
whether vain or not | ||||
keep telling the same damn joke | ||||
Still funny to me |
2021 April 17
My badge green, I ate | |||||||
the mandatory laxative | |||||||
swallowed uncoerced | |||||||
for $. $ needs I. | |||||||
I let my dentist hammer | |||||||
my mouth My $igned deal |
2021 April 15
Two days ago an oral surgeon ball peen hammered out the rest of my main grindstone,s dead tooth then glued in with my drawn blood a cadaver’s bone graft before drilling the peg (it will come back to you) for my crown in four months |
Two rounds of hammering, both times my mouth full rictus by doorjamb while nurse used both hands under my jaw to brace for whammering |
Didn’t hurt at all, hasn’t hurt since, the excavation site, jaw, stitched gums, he RXed me vicodan and no and no and as I type this I haven’t Aleved or Tylenoled |
I ate four megadose antibiotic an hour before the surgery and five more since with four more to go and I will comply and understand why but that and a sore trench diet = purge |
Plus the physical trauma tomorrow and Friday, I do feel I took a fall and hit my head that I can’t remember of a sudden |
Post -experience, why didn’t I have my phone on record to hear him ask repeatedly you ok me doorjamb opened with my tongue pinned down by nurse when hammering me diaphragming uh-huh to record the tapping like hour bells, it didn’t occur to me so fuck me and didn’t occur to them and more likely they don’t care |
I needed a ghost experience I have a dead man’s bone in my mouth |
2021 April 13
Oral surgery this morning, an implant for the main grindstone, I’ll be offered painkillers but hope to not need them (I didn’t after wisdom teeth yanked) | Original appt three weeks ago, I was cresting, save down for down whenever possible | Fortunately for the surgery I need get done no crest needs saving since thoughts about the clusterfuck despite blue bells bloomed in head |
Another human’s bone installed in my jaw knot | ||
to anchor the peg (it will c0me back to you) of my next more than temporary but heavens from permanent crown | ||
(Leo Feldman and his homunculus, I know, it’s the first thing I thought of too) | (That *Fine Metaphors Abound* not divisible by five or seven proof of theory!) | The first words I heard Joe Biden speak about the most recent publicly know murder of a Black guy by cops were, I paraphrase, whatever you do don’t go to the local Walmart and steal diapers and formula you can’t afford on minimum wage |
*Scholarly scaffolding* a Kind littwitter with scholarly scaffolding Goal One said to me about Amy Clampett whose *The Kingfisher* dropped when I was twenty-three and changed my ear and why nobody reads her now | ||
OK with you if I disappear without explaining? |
2021 April 9
The cracker market
never been hotter short sell
these motherfuckers
just shitlord yachtzee
pachinkoing me and you
Are these fuckers nuts?
Yes! more than us nuts
they harvest. I auto-pay
all utilities
electricity
especially my cord to you
the fuck good are lights
My reconnaissancing
me for them I type at you
Market the cracker
2021 April 7
How can’t uncrumple
me once I do wreck not if
More poison? Fuck duh
2021 March 24
Taugh lork wat choday
grad student researching Bond
movies, reminded
to wonder again
over/under on total
thousands of bullets
shot at all Bonds, none
of which killed him. Bond my
Batman problem: just
cap the motherfucker
Fuck making him beg for mercy, die slo(u)w(g)l(h)y in a taffy-puller
Kill the motherfucker, haven’t you been watching?
2021 March 19
UPDATE! | |||||
When national company runs a Pick a Perfect Bracket Win Ten Million Bucks how much does the company pay the insurance company to guarantee that loss? Genuine question. | |||||
I wear a tracking device on my left wrist that communicates my fat ass’s data to everybody on Earth who’d give a dangerous shit and prompts a communication to me from result of algorithm to assure me my self-incriminating buddy looks after me | |||||
I considered wearing the self-incriminating buddy on my right wrist and on my left wrist the best wristwatch I’ve ever owned, runs on sunlight just like Klara, buy a new nylon strap and wear until and past the next new nylon strap, Nope, says dope to that lame compromise, and the watch will work but will never trust said dope again anyway | |||||
My fucking iPhone in my right-handed right pocket more valuable than my wallet, my keys hang by carbiner guarding my iPhone in my right-handed right pocket, it tracks me better than fitbit not yet fully google borged (but soon!), duplicative functions, I’d need adjust to apple tracking to fitbit and could wear that watch that will never trust me again, apple’s mile .26 miles shorter than fitbit’s and for every 10000 fitbit steps iPhone says 7700 which isn’t the problem it’s the zertz, alarms and notifications, I want to be gently electrocuted awake and need be zertzed when certain people zertz me. | |||||
My watch laughed at me last week when I moved it from desk drawer to windowsill and after an hour it stretched its arms |
2021 March 18
Civil Warning | << Are we living through another antebellum era? | N O | No No No | I don’t Triskelion no more | Wind up saying same shit as before |
2021 March 17
Imagine how strange
people you zoom with will look
when you can touch them
I zoom work facetime
one beloved forgive me I’m
shit correspondant
Imagine how odder
fatter wrinklier wiser
we who rarely saw
each other before
plague will judge the other post
house arrest kinder
O! Our first facial
expressions shining with joy,
weighed comparison
2021 March 16
Josie’s father
Part Three = Coggling Machine
Chells bime
That Klara programmed to Kind
itself programmed to sacrifice for owner
Klara programmed to believe all parental motives honorable
Klara talks of its fellow Artificial Friends for sale and misses their staring out the window at customers and both adjusting their head tilts and facial expressions to best sell themselves as artificial, what works best
One of Ishiguro’s always themes parenting and lack thereof, orphans, always orphans
Klara thinks Josie runs on Sun
The story line of Klara’s sacrifice is strained, as is its success, as is the book’s
My bells chime, this machine naif puppeted by handlers with different motives it was programmed to believe all without question
I’ve part five of five tomorrow. I bet Klara ends up in the used artificial friend lot (typed Monday)
Rick the only other character in novel through part four not tainted with motive, so far nothing but Kind
That at certain times Klara cannot control its vision suggests someone is directing it to see what the someone wants or more importantly doesn’t want Klara to see
When the mother gave Klara a test-run as Josie
Why is the housekeeper named Melania who speaks with a central European Slav accent?
When the mother accused Rick of being happy he hadn’t been lifted while one of her daughters dead from lifting, the other now near death
Me and objects, the ones – rocks, watches, Dogduck – I believe in some small empathic connection
Contrast and compare how the Mother treats Melania and Klara
Manager, Klara, Mother, Housekeeper, Rick, Rick’s mother, Rick’s mother’s ex-lover, Klara’s father, puppeteer
So Father goes along with Klara’s plan to disable Pollution in deal with sun who would save Josie (the father listens to the machine say I can’t tell you but help *me* save your daughter and he’s like, Ok I will, but let me short-circuit this machine to save my daughter) in order to disable Josie so the puppeteer can’t create a Klara as Josie, the reason Mother bought Klara
Manager noticed Klara’s exceptional talents as an observer and info-processor than others of the same model Artificial Friend from the same assembly line and tells Klara when Manager sees Klara in… I was almost right, was worse than I thought
Rick and Josie split up after Josie recovers, she goes to Lifted University, he starts a career building spy surveillance drones
Klara would have died to save Josie, programmed into a machine parents buy their lonely mid-teen children: sacrifice
Enough for now. I re-plensished my plastic animals, Happy Tree Knot
A watch I had for fifteen years, the strap broke but I was fatter my knees bad year I bought a self-surveillance tracker I lost weight I lost soul
I could still buy a new strap but don’t but
2021 March 12
If in a subway
wrapper that isn’t tuna
How many years now?
That to a tweet about eating a tuna sandwich found under a car, no more details available
We are being retrained, I am asking you three times to admit it, post-Trump withdrawal
the taste of Biden chum. Mitch McConnell voted to approve Merrick Garland for Attorney General
That Vollmann Dying
Grass allusion I’m Fathers
& Crows again aight
2021 March 11
Erase by writing
what I’ll refuse to reread
as if void renewed.
I cannot recite
a single poem I’ve written.
I pay for a cloud
to mausoleum
yesterday’s blackout orphan.
I never rewrite
abandon, a ban
on random bonded tangents.
Close the door, Haiku
2021 March 6
- This weekend a year ago we were in Michigan with our daughter and good guy husband I haven’t hugged my daughter since
- Since I last hugged her they moved into house have home, we bought property twenty miles away because they are not moving *here*
- I get my second plague shot hours after timestamp, judging from Earthgirl’s side-effects from her second shot yesterday it feels like the lethargic urgency of post-Trump Biden-time, hurry… the… fuck… up… to… normal suck knowing normal suck when reconstituted normally sucks more by design, post-Trump not as lower-case without exclamation marks yay as we’d hoped
- I did break the grid winning streak – this is true, as I type this in nimplesote and promise copy/paste in original entirety though will sumbit (sic) wucking fordpress font, I hate the font I can’t change in pimplesnote – I credit the new Ishiguro for no greater reason I need blame something
- Thank god the green splatter on wife’s clothes in dryer her hunters green watercolor tube in her pants not a pen in mine, fine metaphors abound
- I don’t carry pens in pockets, I said before she discovered her tube guilty, all that money I spent on ink and pens for years up to a year ago, shortly after I hugged my daughter last in Michigan, I went digital, was clinched in Maine last July, I wish my daughter and son-in-law lived in Maine, I haven’t, I said to wife about green splatter, not only do I not use ink anymore if I was to use ink today it would be brown or indigo, this is why I grid myself to haiku and ungrid so sloppily, I hate pordwress, this the fuckittablet
2021 March 5
I am the Picard
who did not fight the gnaw say
cans. Flag officer
not me though praise me
as one. Responsibili
ty I voluntar
ily skip and call art.
I did not lead the away
team to rescue my
ambition’s eval
tier I could achieve if max
asshole, not worth my
soul, ambitionless
since win hiking with Earthgirl.
Hugging my daughter
2021 March 4
- I don’t want to daily document the Manchin presidency’s shitlord taint
- Last night in car my favorite version of New Order’s *Temptation* shuffled o
- you got green eyes o you got blue eyes o you got grey eyes
- but. Can you imagine a month digitally unfed, someplace gorgeous, sumptuous, disconnected?
- Can you imagine imagining what permanently paradigm altering catastrophic kaboom
- you hope don’t happen until you returnto hottake
- imagine while I eat fresh roasted just harvested vegetables
- after a breathtaking ten mile mountain loop with Earthgirl? my vacation email fuckyouing you
- If I leave my Fitbit at home in the morning I’m a mess at work the rest of the day
- I wear Dickies carpenter pants with front pocket halfway to my knees deep for my phone right pocket righthanded
- Before the plague I thought it an impossibility I would – I think about this a lot, daily – thinking it might save me
- Now it’s not an impossibility I could. I should probably do it before it’s mandatory for faith’s sake
2021 March 3
I’m always happy
the day after I didn’t
publish night before
but fuckit’s buckets
my choke collar’s batteries
died this fucking plague
unlimited lack
of contact but fingertap
me up you me how
same but beautifully
strange when I hug you the first time
see a year’s difference
When was the last time
I called in sick literally?
Figuratively?
2021 February 27
Ground saturated slush and rain melt refreeze melt re: we knew the trails shared with dirt bikers deep suck your boot off mud, we drove to Falls and MacArthur to find where we park barking with No Parking signs and nobody parked there |
Intersection blind from all three directions and for all moving objects, hikers, joggers, dog-walkers, bikers, cars, cars 45ing in a 25, cars backing out of parking after hiking with bikers and cars 45ing |
People parked on MacArthur on the left as soon as you make the left from Falls (or on the right uphill from Old Anglers before the right onto Falls) (which has the stop sign but half-blind to bikers and cars uphilling from the parking lots for people not doing the hikes people park at the top of this hill are) on county, not Fed, property |
The hike: Gold Mine counter-clockwise to Valley to (very briefly, 1000 feet, if that) Anchor to Woodlands to Goldmine, Valley Woodlands a permanent seat on My Sillyass Deserted Island Five Game of mile and a halfs, slays me every time, Earthgirl can vouch, you can see for yourself with or without me, and winter and wet and grey |
Before the plague regulars horizontal parked on MacArthur so could pull out into traffic and see objects coming toward them from front and back |
but when woods filled with people who would rather die of plague than EVER AGAIN walk in the woods (this is good for me) began parking MacArthur sideways and it stuck, at least six more cars slot sideways than length-wise, it killed the easement, added thousands of feet more erosion and degradation, people spinning mud to back out into a dangerous intersection with multiple blind spots and moving targets |
I remember one serious enough wreck (when people horizont0led) to make mention to doink my lodge but won’t hazard when, at least a decade ago, one lazy google search page one disclosed no secrets |
The gated mini-Versailles direct on right on MacArthur and direct on right once turned right on Falls of a sudden on sale, it’s a metaphor worth noting though fuck you not fine if slappy standard abounding and connected |
If I removed your blindfold a hundred yards into the woods and you walked down Valley then across Woodlands you’d never know you’re a mile and a half (on foot, half a mile as Crow flies) from shitlord self-Versailles and shitlord Versailles laundromats, fine metaphors abound |
