I am metaphor
motherfucking clusterfuck
yodel re: or yo
My complicity
gave me this haiku
disease Just type and don’t count
I am metaphor
motherfucking clusterfuck
yodel re: or yo
My complicity
gave me this haiku
disease Just type and don’t count
trump may or not be
dying as I type this, marks
baited death or life
jesus or martyr
fattens each portfolio
trump always on brand
Jeff slow the fuck down
or at least don’t go faster
buying another
church key house key work
key rhyming dictionary
a fucking night’s sleep
Down fuck the slow Jeff
faster go don’t least at or
another buying
work key house key church
dictionary rhyming key
sleep nights fucking A
That is Jeff what I
do. Digitilized tablets
six of one, combust
able tablets half
of the other. I don’t trust
my translation tab
let to type when I
can’t read my handwriting, by
January I’ll
buy ink abandoned
next June when I don’t feel like
translating scribble
want type no edits
Wait, what, Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s
just died, diatribe
no, I’m laughing, glad
I’m not explaining why, glad
tomorrow morning
I’m not transcribing
wait what ruth bader ginsberg’s
died from ink to type
It’s gone this version
Dead live, human talent
limited infinite combination
See what I’m doing
two-thirds a finished haiku
but live the third line of the stanza as sloppily as my life
I always think more
what who reads me thinks than think
about what I wrote
Reprogammed three times
every voice I hear I don’t
see a mouth move I’m
one two three four five
reliable narrator
look at me counting
Reminder I am
Trump America Master
Card Guantanamo
I will janitor
my retirement cleaning
churches I attend
and pretend belief
in their services I use
to shine mine, fooling
no one on intent
winning tolerance with kind
Precariously,
Word! Out of my mouth
I get a five syllable word
cha-cha heelingly
hooked. Allusion?
Most won’t get, the few who do
let us syllabus

Bet honest unhinged
beats unhinged surveyed programmed
disingenuous
Disinformation
here’s me disinforming me
seven syllables
unhinged from rhythm
but I can count good. Kayfabe
(you knew I’d say that)
say the truth out loud
though it goes against our faith
(I’m talking to me)
code-tapping on pipes
insider wink, sacrifice
negotiated
unhinged from promise
but – this is key – in on it.
I’m talking to me
Problem with kindness
beyond reciprocity
spithoods notarized
documentation
foreverclouded is I
forget to thank you

Manipulating
best word first line your second
haiku. Aspire
yet not yet not yet
not yet not yet not yet not
yet not yet not yet
I don’t feel haiku
tonight don’t feel ink type don’t
want reconsider
clusterfuck more side
ways than fucking yesterday
I expected more
from kayfabe breaking
People hoard polish tablet
tattoo promise, broken promise
over-promise ur
worship kayfabe abandon
kayfabe institute
new kayfabes my first
broken kayfabe a crucial
role in my certain
tea, my never wrong
insufferability.
I am 61
today. I know 8
syllables last line 4 stan
zas up, my gift to me
I got nothing at
Emptied Holster, nothing in
Anger Bin will rot
tomorrow, earwax
q-tip, the pro team I own’s
primary colors
Nothing new needs writ
ten just rewrote the rewrite
what doesn’t need wrote
I’m a fucking mess
best mess in decades. More than
halfway’s joints and joists
rot and rust’s after
aches, I thought my forks spoons knives
sorted and fuck it
and am both angry
and grateful nobody sorts
except by today
Reparaphrasing,
faith composts me, I donate
with my animal
bleat, peaceful in sleep
after fat meal of saddle,
bath of drying sweat
Simplenote haiku
virgin, I cannot highlight
my penetration
must moan sans serif,
squint though bottom one-seventh
progressive lens
to see font, Jeff chill
I never read what I write
At least I can tag
Tomorrow marks 30 full years working at Engorge Goner University
Half my life, successfully still nobody but somebody enough
to those I like, thank you who somebodied me. If Earthgirl didn’t
see the ad in classifieds of Washington Post
insist I call, insist I call, Havid Dickey for an interview
this post and timeline doesn’t exist.
Kid(s) other, happy, hopefully, no Planet




Tomorrow night last night before tele
port least griefly vacation re: job
Summarily fired in absentia Friday next week
scrivener notepad
taptaptap tap taptap tap
taptap tap tap tap
(I bleive point scriveNe r tworobust
simple me tapping, tr
oo.)
Jesus fuck jeff scrivener
fixed your woes before?
Glad that typed out rem
Ember my scrivener com
Plaint the auto-capitalism pro-
Blem even when I hyph-
Enate. Acrostic I day
Dream forbidden gim
Micks by tyrant (don’t
I’m not) I do count knu
Ckles though religiou
Sly I cheat, editing
In days evaporating
Faster than alcohol
Wipes, I can’t decode
What I inked into type
Ruin both, so scrive
Ner, my new tablet!
For the sixth time.




Four times out of five
my damn needs bleeding I’m dark
Light, I think, one fifth
Light I’m not dark yes
Light I still light in forest
chords still chime, rhymes rhyme
Not dark most. Today
Nozzle One nozzled Nozzle
Two for prime fuck you
Nozzle Two wilco
(Sun Volt is better). Uncle,
to pun low light. Light
beats dark. I miss dark
My new vegetarian
hiking boots orange
(rhymes with door hinge) an
kles OK I wore orange shoes
can’t wait dark restock
me restock me. Some
mere I fear most, pathogens
neighbors, my cat’s shit
could have chemically
reprogrammed my daughter’s soul
turned her bookkeeper














